Jim

Jim is the leader of The Inlaws. Through hundreds of hours of brutal work, he built an empire that will stand against the test of time. Also he is the most savage mofo known to man, especially when intoxicated.

Jim is known for his quick wit and unmistakable charm, yet he will not delay in vanquishing friend or foe alike who dishonor him. Jim, formerly known as King Jim, makes up 1/2 of the most elite secret society known as the "Bacon Bros". Without his leadership, The Inlaws would plunge into chaos and mutiny. This was revealed when Jim took a leave of absence and the interim administration almost dissolved The Inlaws by appealing to the requests of a lesser clan. Jim has since returned to his rightful throne. Also Jim's penis is 14 inches soft and ladies,lemme tell yuh, that sucker feels good when she's hard. This condition is known as "Elephantiasis" and is extremely painful, with a degree of disfigurement.